If you are a long distance hiker, thru hiker, avid hiker, watch hiking movies or shows, read hiking books, etc you may have noticed the concept of a ‘trail name’. Simply put, it is the nick name the trail gifts you. Usually calling out a quirk of your personality, a habit you have, a thing you do, a skill you excel at, how someone would remember you or describe you, or maybe just cause it rhymes with your name.
My crew on the West Highland Way was a mix of amazing ladies I have hiked with before many a time and had already been bestowed with a trail name and a mix of trail name newbies – and of course us seasoned hikers took the time to watch and listen and judge (kindly of course) what trail name the hills of Scotland would magically illuminate for the trail nameless! And then made a big deal one night at the pub of letting them know. As you do!
For this post, let’s recap the trail names already put out by the universe before the trip…
Doctor Boots
That’s me, I am Doctor Boots on the trail. Why? Well I like to call anything I do to adjust a sock, a pole, a boot, add a bandaid or Oreo my ripped bread and torn cheese .. surgery. Elevates the profile of said activity a little, you know?! And I am notoriously in dire straits when it comes to footwear and feet care. Refusing to give up my most fave hiking boots until they were 20 years old and literally leaving bits of rubber behind me on the trail (aka blowing a tire), most usually sporting at least 5 blister bandaids, constantly riddle with small tweaks and rocks in my foot ware (snake in my boot), a foot injury from a a soccer game weeks before leaving on a trip, and at least one toe nail I am encouraging to ‘please stick with me little buddy, just until we finish the trail’, are just a few Boots examples.
Early Bear
Shar, known as Early Bear. Why? Shar is one of those hikers that is so excited to hike the next day that she would leave that night, would live minutes after finished today’s hike, would just not stop at all. She is always suggesting a start time just a little earlier than everyone else – the sooner on the trail the sooner in our happy place! The ‘Bear’ is not grumpy bear it’s happy, bouncy, slightly clumsy, easy to laugh at herself kind of bear vibes! There was a video on Instagram (here) that went around not too long ago where a family filmed a brown bear running to, then leaping onto a kids swing in their backyard – this bear was in heaven, swinging and smiling and cuddling the swing next to him. That is the equivalent vibe of our Early Bear to the trail! No joke!
Commander Butter
Rosa aka Commander Butter. Why? Rosa is on top of all the things! She has her eye on the weather, the trail terrain and elevation, where we are going, what is along the way, and what is at our destination. Reading the books, watching the YouTube videos, monitoring the trail chats and apps. She is super observant, and always has a quiet, loving, gentle watchful eye on how everyone is doing in the troop. Combine this with her smooth hiking skills – they are smooth like butter – and you get Commander Butter. The terrain is the terrain, the rain is the rain, the sunshine is the sunshine, the death defying drop on the cliff side is only another amazing trail feature, she just keeps gliding along .. smooth like butter.
Impossible Turtle
Cheryl is our Impossible Turtle. What seems impossibly hard, confusing, treacherous, torrential, tormenting, or just annoying – does not stop this gal! Impossible Turtle does a reset in her mind, adds a ear bud with tunes, chews a candy for joy, reorganizes a pack pocket, or adds or removes a layer, and she is off and up the hill or over the river or down the mountain, done. Impossible to possible! She is a force! The turtle honors Cheryl’s sometimes slow starts to getting the day going, ending a break, packing up – but don’t wait for her! She will get herself organized in no time, and be on the trail behind you before you know it and btw passing you at mock chicken on the very next down hill. Trust me, I eat a healthy dose of Impossible Turtle dust every hike! Do you remember the hare and the tortoise fable?!
Spicy Hobbit
Niki, aka Spicy Hobbit. Oh goodness spicy may not even be enough spice descriptions for this Hobbit – think 5 alarm ghost pepper and you are on the right track. Niki is our resident quick witted, sarcastic, make you laugh, make you shake your head, ‘that’s what she said’ comedian. Funny as all heck and with enough spice that sometimes you hope the next picnic table didn’t hear! Her spicy sense of humour combined with trouble making tendencies, craving for adventure, and love of food and often (think breakfast and late breakfast and 11-sies and lunch and late lunch and 2-sies) has all kinds of Merry and Pippin hobbit vibes!
Next post, I will introduce you to the trail names we bestowed on the amazing lassies that joined our merry band on this most grand adventure, the West Highland Way.
(oh gosh I talk about a Hobbit in one paragraph and now I can’t stop with the Lord of the Rings vibe! It’s an addiction, sorry. I promise I will get that under control before the It’s All in a Name – Part II)
Brande